can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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