I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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