I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Randomize
