Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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