She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I bet he comes in French.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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