What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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