Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Randomize
