Sry I called you an 8
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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