I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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