bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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