I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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