How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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