Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
