so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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