she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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