so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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