so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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