I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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