i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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