real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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