You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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