I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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