How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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