I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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