i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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