Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
