if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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