Don't you send me to vm
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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