Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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