Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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