idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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