I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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