Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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