She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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