Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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