even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My vagina just recognized that song.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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