Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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