it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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