Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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