elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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