As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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