I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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