i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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