singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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