My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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