Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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