Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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