Those balls look pretty dangerous.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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