actually, I'm a sock model
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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