Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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